detective-khakis
lost-in-rapture:

yeah-i-dont-like-this-day:

darnni:

textbookfangirl:

agnaeoh:

gaymur-gurl:

alexandraerin:

breakthenorm:

redcloud:

thedaddycomplex:

futurefantastic:

jonny5fefrenzy:

-knock knock.
—who’s there?
-freedom.

freedom would never knock
freedom rings

And if it takes longer than 30 minutes, your freedom is free.

If you experience freedom lasting four hours or more, contact your physician immediately.

eagle sold separately  

*Some restrictions apply.

batteries not included

limited time offer

side effects may include liberty and justice for all

this entire country is crazy.

Some assembly required.

Warning, freedom may not be for everyone, if you experience social injustice, economic stagnation, being an ignorant ass, attacks by communist polar bears, or cancer, please call your nearest Legislative representative and stop using freedom immediately.
America is not responsible for any adverse effects and will tax you regardless. Please bald eagle responsibly.

lost-in-rapture:

yeah-i-dont-like-this-day:

darnni:

textbookfangirl:

agnaeoh:

gaymur-gurl:

alexandraerin:

breakthenorm:

redcloud:

thedaddycomplex:

futurefantastic:

jonny5fefrenzy:

-knock knock.

—who’s there?

-freedom.

freedom would never knock

freedom rings

And if it takes longer than 30 minutes, your freedom is free.

If you experience freedom lasting four hours or more, contact your physician immediately.

eagle sold separately  

*Some restrictions apply.

batteries not included

limited time offer

side effects may include liberty and justice for all

this entire country is crazy.

Some assembly required.

Warning, freedom may not be for everyone, if you experience social injustice, economic stagnation, being an ignorant ass, attacks by communist polar bears, or cancer, please call your nearest Legislative representative and stop using freedom immediately.

America is not responsible for any adverse effects and will tax you regardless. Please bald eagle responsibly.

l0chn3ss

avocadoshirts:

wiredandrewired:

dudeistlibertarian:

espeonsilverfire2:

findingschmomo:

browncoat-named-cauthon:

excitabletortoise:

god bless america

I hope this the last remaining photos of our presidents

Is no one going to talk about Ronald McDonald fighting in Clinton’s background.

I’m not even american and I will reblog these anyday.

is Teddy Roosevelt shooting Bigfoot?

That one is historically accurate, actually.

M A X I M U M F R E E D O M A C H I E V E D

Happy 4th everyone :D